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chapter 11: Meeting in Comedy Centralville

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The ship headed it's way to Comedy Centralville.  Everyone on the ship were now talking about Comic strips, drinking more soda.
Zim: "Cathy was definitely the worst.  I mean, just look at the way they are drawn.  They don't even have noses like the rest of you humans do."
Gaz: "I agree, but there's also Family circus.  While most other strips at least attempted at gags, lame unfunny gags, but attempted gags nonetheless, Family circus didn't even try to be funny.  It's just people talking."
Hobbes: "Baby Blues, Rose is Rose, Marmaduke, Nancy, For Better or For Worse, and Luann are pretty bad.  And Blondie and Dagwood?  Their jokes are rather repetitive.  Sure, it's funny sometimes, but the 2 guys constantly competing with each other or playing pranks on each other gets old after a while."  
Dib: "I think Big Nate was definitely the worst.  I mean, this kid has to deal with bullies on a daily bases, especially 2 of them that are constantly picking on him!  And this is considered humor?  That's just mean spirited!  Not to mention one them was never even drawn.  We don't know what he looks like."
Gretchen: "I agree.  That strip was mean spirited."
Calvin: Me, Hobbes, and the rest of the comic leaders hate alot of them.  But the one I can't stand the most is Dennis the menace."
Everything was quiet for a minute, till Zim broke the silence.
Zim: "I can't wait to get to Comedy Centralville.  Our creator, Jhonen is there  He works there.  Well, his head in a jar, that is, with all our original creator's memories.
And he's with several other celebrities with their heads in jars."
Hobbes: "And I do believe one of them is Matt Groening, the creator of Futurama and the Simpsons is there too."
Calvin: "South Park is there, too.  Man, I wish I was old enough for adult shows."
That Second, Zim's watch beeped. Calvin: "Oh, no.  Let me guess.  Feature Animated Film Acres' diamond had been stolen."
Zim: "We'll soon see."
He pressed the button on his watch, and as they were expecting, it was Calhoun from Wreak it Ralph."
Dib: "Your diamond has been stolen, hasn't it?"
Calhoun: "Why, yes.  We tried to fight our hardest for it, and they..."
Everyone on ship: "Came to you by surprise."
Calhoun: "Yes."
Dib: "Don't worry, mam.  After this one last stop, we'll get all the diamonds back from the Nicktoon villains."
Calhoun: "Good.  Just be careful out there.  Sargent Calhoun out."
her hologram disappeared.
Calvin: "Why are we even bothering going to Comedy Centralville?  We also got a call from Phineas a little bit ago, saying their diamond was stolen too.  Comedy Centralvilles' diamond is just going to get stolen just like the rest of them.  We might as well jut head to Nicktoons kingdom and forget about Comedy Centralville."
Hobbes: "But we have too.  They need to be warned."
Gretchen: "Hobbes is right.  It's better to let them know what's going on then to keep them defenseless in case they do come close to taking over."
Dib: "yeah.  we can't keep them defenseless like that."
Calvin moaned.
Hobbes: "Look, even if we can save Toontopia, they could still be under attack.  Which is why they need to be warned, so they know when to defend themselves, even if their diamond gets stolen.  Besides, it's just one more stop."
Calvin: *Sighing* "I guess so." 
When the ship made it to Comedy Centralville, they landed in an open area.  

 When they walked into the main building, they found Jhonen and Matt Groening with their heads in jars, with several other celebrities with their heads in jars-Carrot Top, Weird Al, Hanson boys Issac, Taylor, and Zac, Sheryl Crow, Avril Lavigene, Lindsey Lohan, Liz Phair, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga.  
Jhonen: "Hello, welcome too..."
He stopped when he saw Zim's cast.
Jhonen: "Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir, Mini Moose, and... Gretchen?"
Zim: "Hello, Jhonen.  Or should I say, dad."
Jhonen: "*Turning to the other celebrities* "Guys, These are my creations from Invader Zim."
Matt: "Hello, it's nice to meet you guys.  I am Matt Groening, the creator of..."
Hobbes: "The Simpsons and Futurama,  We know."
Jhonen: *Looking at the other heads in jars* "And these are..."
Zim: "Yeah, we know who they all are."
Matt: *Looking at Calvin and Hobbes* "And you guys are..."
Calvin: I'm Calvin and*Looking at Hobbes* this is my buddy, Hobbes.  We're from the comic strip, Calvin and Hobbes."
Jhonen: "Well, then.  I guess I should ask what are you guys all doing here?"
Dib: "Well, we need to tell you something.  But, we need to tell everyone here."
That second, Fry from Futurama walked in.
Fry: "Hey, I just got the bathrooms cleaned, and...*He looked at Calvin, Hobbes, Zim, and Zim's cast* oh, hello.  Are you guys here to see the famous cartoon of Comedy Centralville?  Granted, there's only 2 shows here, our show and South park."
Hobbes: "Actually, we came here to tell you guys something.  Where the rest of your cast and South Park?"
Fry: "Oh, there in the dining room where we all often hang out, and since our show retired.  I could show you the way."
Jhonen: "We'll come too.  It's almost our break anyway.  Fry, can you give us a hand?"
Fry: "Sure."
The heads in jars were sitting on platform with wheels, and Fry started to pushed them.
Everyone else followed them down the Hall, where there was Achievement status for both South park and Futurama.  After passing the one with South park, they passed by the large picture of Futurama's entire cast, with Matt's signature on it, with a description of its series.  By the picture was 7 golden statues of the main characters-Fry, Bender, Leela, Professor Farnsworth, Amy, Hermes, and Zoidberg.  On the picture was a golden plaque that said complete.
Gretchen: "Nice gold bar."
Fry: "Thanks.  It's too bad our series had to come to an end now.  We had some great times throughout the series.  Did you know that Leela and I are going to get married soon?"
Gretchen: "That's nice."
When they made it to the main room, the opened to door to fin all the main characters- the 4 main boys of South Park and Wendy sitting next to Stan on a large couch, and the main characters of Futurama, including Zapp and Kif sitting next to Amy, sitting on 2 other couches.
Jhonen: *Looking at Zim and his cast* "Everyone? These are my creations- Zim."
Zim: "Hello."
Jhonen: "Dib.."
Dib: "Hi"
Jhonen: "Gaz.."
Gaz: "Hello."
Jhonen: "The robots, Gir and Mini Moose."
Gir: "HI!"
Mini Moose: "Squeak."
Jhonen: "And Gretchen."
Gretchen:"Hi."
Jhonen: "From the show Invader Zim."
Leela: "Hello.  Nice meeting you guys."
Bender: "*Looking at Zim* "So you that Irken that Jhonen told us about?"
Zim: "Yes.  I'm an invader well, I used to be.  It's an Irken's job to invade planets."
Bender: "Oh, really?  And what planet have you invaded?"
Zim: "Uh, Nothing.  But that's because I decided not to.  Invasion isn't worth it to me anymore."
Bender: "Yeah right."
Zim glared at him.
Cartman: *Looking at Calvin and Hobbes* "And who are you guys?"
Calvin: "I'm Calvin, and *Pointing to Hobbes* this is my buddy Hobbes.  We're from the Comic strip Calvin and Hobbes."
Cartman: "Aren't you a little young to be watching our shows?"
Stan: "Cartman, we're young too!"
Cartman: "But we're an exception."
Hobbes: *Clearing his throat* "We're actually here to tell you guys something.  You see, the Nicktoon villains, you know, the villains from Nicktoons Kingdom are going around stealing diamonds..."
Amy: "Stealing diamonds!? What do they want to do with them?"
Hobbes: "They want to take over Toontopia."
Leela: *Gasping* "That's terrible."
Dib: "Yes, and they already got most of them, except this one. But don't worry.  We're going to go to Nicktoons Kingdom and get them back."
Leela: "That sounds like a tough job.  You'll need all the help you can get.  We're coming with you."
Bender: "What!?
Fry: "Well, I should of expected this."
Stan: "You mean all of us?"
Leela: "No, some of us needs to stay here.  Me, Fry, Bender, Professor Farnsworth, Amy, Hermes, And Zoidberg will go."
Cartman: "Phew."
Amy: "Wait a minute.  What about the diamond here?"
Leela: "If we see them, we'll try to stop them.  But even if we can't, we can still get our diamond back along with the rest of the diamonds from the Nicktoon villains."
That second, there was a loud noise from the hallway that startled everyone."
Dib: "You don't think that's them do you?"
Gaz: "Who else would it be?"
They all peeked out of the room at the hallway, where anti Cosmo, Anti Wanda, Anti Poof, Mr. Crocker, Vlad, kaput and Zosky were.  Anti Wanda had had a statue over her.  they figured it must of fallen on her.
Anti Wanda: "Ouch, Ouch, ouch!"
Anti Cosmo: "Way to go, miss Clumsy.  They could of heard us."
Leela: "Hold it right there!"
Kaput: "Too late."
Leela ran up to Mr. Crocker.
Leela: Lifting her leg in the air* "Hiya!"
Mr. Crocker was knocked Down.
Mr. Crocker: "Ouch!"
Vlad and the anti fairies all disappeared,  but Kaput and Zosky were heading towards the door.  As they barely made it, they were tripped over by a long robotic leg.
Bender: "There.  That takes care of that."
Fry: "Wow, way to go, Bender."
Zim: "Eh, where's that ghost human and the anti fairies?"
Professor Farnsworth: *Coming from the small room in the middles of the hallway* "Bad news, everyone.  The diamond is..GONE!"
Everyone: "What!?"
Bender: "Well, that's just great."
He was so distracted, he didn't realize Kaput and Zosky got away.
Leela: "Oh, no.  We're too late."
Fry: "And Bender just let them get away."
Bender: "What?  Ah, shoot."
Calvin: It looks like that white shirted black hair dude get away too."
Hobbes: "That's ok.  We just like you said Leela, we just need to get to get that diamond and all the other diamonds back from the Nicktoon villains.
Professor Farnsworth: "Well, what are we just standing around for?  Lets get going."
Everyone ran into the garage of the building, to grab everything they need.  Professor Farnsworth grabbed some of his inventions, and the heads in jars got themselves each a platform machine that they can control themselves.   When they got everything, they all stood out of the garage.
Zim: "Everyone ready?"
Everyone: "Yes!"
Zim: "Lets go.
Zim, his cast, Calvin, Hobbes, all the heads in jars, Fry, Leela, Bender, Amy, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, and Zoidberg all hopped into the ship.  Kif, Zapp, and the South Park kids all stood outside, waving goodbye to them as the ship blasted off.  On the ship, Zim pressed a button on his watch.  A hologram of Rocko appeared.
Rocko: "Yes?"
Zim: "Meet us outside the palace of Nicktoons Kingdom, all of you. You, your cast, the monsters, the beavers, Ren, and Stimpy.  We're on our way.  Zim signing off."
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Great job angel!!! :)